You know this is the worst Twilight because [Taylor Lautner] only has to take off his shirt once.
The Daily Beast, Why ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn 2’ Jumps the Shark
This article is so ridiculous, I had a hard time deciding what my favorite part was, but I think this quote is it. There was that whole bit about how the writer would rather hang out with the Twilight Saga characters than the Harry Potter characters, which is an opinion that is obviously hilarious and not real.
But I gotta tell you, you guys—I saw Breaking Dawn on Friday and was actually straight-up horrified by the fake vampire fight scene at the end. Nightmare fuel. NIGHTMAAAAAAAARE FUEL!!!!!! Jamie Campbell Bower (how, with the TMI movie so imminent, have I never seen it mentioned once anywhere that he’s been in straight up four of these Twilight movies?) has his face, and I am not joking, RIPPED IN HALF. I just…never thought I’d watch a Twilight movie from behind my fingers, but it was terrifying, all that beheading nonsense. Also, it was eerie how much that little girl who played Renesmee actuallylookslike the child Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson might have. I was convinced! Do we think they maybe had a kid seven years ago and just didn’t tell anyone?
Those were my completely worthless thoughts on Breaking Dawn. I’m going to miss those clowns.