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From: My mom

To: Me, duh

Subject: Don’t get mad at me sending you this article. :-)

My Initial Thoughts: Oh holy Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, what fresh hell is this? That emoticon has an agenda.

Article: Single Ladies Get Married This Year!

Still single, even though you don’t want to be alone? No perspective on what you should be doing to meet, attract and keep the man of your dreams? If you find yourself longing for a mate this year, with none in sight, the one thing you know is that you aren’t doing SOMETHING right. There are plenty of good, single men out there, so what do you need to do to really find one?

[The rest here, if you care.]

Unsurprisingly, Mama Jarzab left out the source: Fox News.